Fly Swatting Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Orchestra

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'How are they biting?'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Fishing without a license.

God's Fly Swat...

Flight School.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Clancy: Thick Flies

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Oh,thank you God!

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'