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'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Orchestra

'How long did you try before calling?'

'How are they biting?'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Fishing without a license.

Flight School.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

Oh,thank you God!

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."