Fly Swatter Expert T-Shirts

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Man using to much bug spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'What an AMAZING display!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Clancy: Thick Flies

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Time Flies

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

Bye bye fly...

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

large hadron collider

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

'Poacher!'

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

And he did, and they did.

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