Fly Swatter Expert Pillows

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Man using to much bug spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

God's Fly Swat...

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'What an AMAZING display!'

You know, there is an easier way.

Land on it ... Land on it ...

Clancy: Thick Flies

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Fly spanking

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

'Flyweight boxing'

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

Time Flies

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Bye bye fly...

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

large hadron collider

'Poacher!'

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

A U.N no fly zone