Fly Swatter Enthusiast Pillows

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.

'Poacher!'

A U.N no fly zone

Fly Spray

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Flight School.

God's Fly Swat...

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

You know, there is an easier way.

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Clancy: Thick Flies

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

Fly spanking

'Got it!'

Oh,thank you God!

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.