Fly Swatter Fanatic Pillows

Orchestra

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Helicopter

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Flight School.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'Your you is unzipped.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Clancy: Thick Flies

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'