Fly Swatter Warrior Pillows

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Flu vaccine.

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Clancy: Thick Flies

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Flea Clinic

Grim Swatter

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'Go ahead, make my day.'

'As we had hoped, it kills weevils instantly. It also kills blue birds, snow geese, ground hogs, manatees, butterflies, swordfish and Alaska king crabs. Will that be a problem?'

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

Time Flies