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"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Flu vaccine.

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Fighting Malaria

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

God's Fly Swat...

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Land on it ... Land on it ...

You know, there is an easier way.

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Fly spanking

'Go ahead, make my day.'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Flea Clinic

Grim Swatter

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'As we had hoped, it kills weevils instantly. It also kills blue birds, snow geese, ground hogs, manatees, butterflies, swordfish and Alaska king crabs. Will that be a problem?'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Time Flies