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'Oh, sorry Dad!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

God's Fly Swat...

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

You know, there is an easier way.

Land on it ... Land on it ...

Clancy: Thick Flies

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Fly spanking

Fishing - with flies

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

Time Flies

Bye bye fly...

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

large hadron collider

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

'Poacher!'

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

And he did, and they did.

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