Fly Swatter Enthusiast Mugs

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.

'Poacher!'

A U.N no fly zone

Fly Spray

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Orchestra

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Flight School.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Oh,thank you God!

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

'Got it!'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

Fly calls out to his friend who is being swatted: 'Your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

A fly gets clearance from the control tower to: 'Fly around erratically, bumping into windows and buzzing around cow's backsides.'

'YAY! Grass gravy!'

Time Flies

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!