Fly Swatting Expert Mugs

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'What an AMAZING display!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Clancy: Thick Flies

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'Got it!'

Fishing - with flies

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Bye bye fly...

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

Time Flies

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

large hadron collider

'Poacher!'

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

Fly Spray