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God's Fly Swat...

Very Difficult Conversations

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Clancy: Thick Flies

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'Got it!'

Troy.

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

Bring down the Airlines.

'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Time Flies

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

Bye bye fly...

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'Poacher!'

large hadron collider

'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

"Is one really in first class if there is no one in coach...?"

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.