Fly Swat Philosophy Enthusiast Mugs

God's Fly Swat...

Very Difficult Conversations

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Clancy: Thick Flies

Land on it ... Land on it ...

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'Got it!'

Troy.

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

Bring down the Airlines.

'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Time Flies

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

Bye bye fly...

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'Poacher!'

large hadron collider

'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

"Is one really in first class if there is no one in coach...?"

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.