Fly Swat Philosophy Enthusiast Gifts

Very Difficult Conversations

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Clancy: Thick Flies

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'Got it!'

Troy.

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Time Flies

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

Bye bye fly...

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

Bring down the Airlines.

'Poacher!'

large hadron collider

'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

"Is one really in first class if there is no one in coach...?"

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.

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