Flyswatter Fanatic Gifts

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Food fight!'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Basic economy

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

You Know You're Old When...

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

God's Fly Swat...

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'