Fly Swatter Warriors Gifts

large hadron collider

Flu vaccine.

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Oldies.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

You know, there is an easier way.

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Land on it ... Land on it ...

Clancy: Thick Flies

"You crushed it!"

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Fly spanking

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

Time Flies

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

Bye bye fly...

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

'Poacher!'

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

A U.N no fly zone