Fly Swatter Champion Gifts

Time Flies

Clancy: Thick Flies

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Oldies.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

You know, there is an easier way.

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Fly spanking

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Bye bye fly...

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

'Flyweight boxing'

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

"How did you know I was hit by a low-flying drone?"

"This job blows."

large hadron collider

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

'Poacher!'

"Tia Carmen...I have a question. How can you tell if someone likes you?"

A U.N no fly zone