Fly Swatter Aficionado Gifts

'No, Steve, it's a wife-swapping party, not swatting'

Bye bye fly...

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Flight School.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

Clancy: Thick Flies

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'Got it!'

Oh,thank you God!

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Fly calls out to his friend who is being swatted: 'Your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'YAY! Grass gravy!'

"Has she put us on hold?"