Fly Swatter Aficionado Gifts

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'No, Steve, it's a wife-swapping party, not swatting'

Bye bye fly...

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Flight School.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

God's Fly Swat...

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Clancy: Thick Flies

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

You know, there is an easier way.

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'Got it!'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Oh,thank you God!

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Fly spanking

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

Fly calls out to his friend who is being swatted: 'Your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'