Fly Swatting Champion Gifts

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Oldies.

God's Fly Swat...

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

You know, there is an easier way.

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Land on it ... Land on it ...

Clancy: Thick Flies

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Fly spanking

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Time Flies

Bye bye fly...

"How did you know I was hit by a low-flying drone?"

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

large hadron collider

'Poacher!'

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

Fly Spray

A U.N no fly zone

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.