Fly Swatting Champion Gifts

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Oldies.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Clancy: Thick Flies

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Bye bye fly...

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Time Flies

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

"How did you know I was hit by a low-flying drone?"

large hadron collider

'Poacher!'

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

"Sorry, buddy. But that particular model has a 30-day waiting period."

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

Fly Spray

A U.N no fly zone

Fred is besieged by an unusually vicious swarm of beach flies.