Fly-squatting Enthusiast Gifts

'Got it!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Cupid and parachutists.

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Basic economy

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Orchestra

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

A drone laying an egg

"Student driver"

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Fishing without a license.

Nut Bomber

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Oh, so that's where I put my bear.'

Kennedy Airport

Flight School.