Squat Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"