Splat Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Jackson Pollock Studio

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Distracting the fish.'

Water Slide

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Sloth traffic jam.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'