Fly-squatting Enthusiast Pillows

'Got it!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Emotional Support Pest

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Cupid and parachutists.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Basic economy

Orchestra

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

A drone laying an egg

Did You Know That...Parachutes could soon be made of spiders' webs, the fibres being stronger than steel?

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Student driver"

Nut Bomber

Fishing without a license.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Flight School.

"#skydiving"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'