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'Ah, suddenly my pitiful life has meaning!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Creativity

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Food fight!'

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"What should I say this is about?"

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

Fisherman get a good catch.

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."