Flower Philosopher T-Shirts

'Did I get this right? The guy ripped off your petals, muttering 'she loves me, she loves me not'? Well, this is at least physical injury concomitantly with sexual harassment!'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

Wilting EU Flowers

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Sun Flower.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Cactus Reader

Saguaro Cacti.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Stop and Smell the Roses

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Florist.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'How much for NO stems?'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Les Fleurs Du Mal

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!