Flower Box Philosopher T-Shirts

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Sun Flower.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Gardening new year's plans

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

The Cactus Reader

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Les Fleurs Du Mal

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Poet and Peasant

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

Hmmingbirds.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

"My thoughts aren't any better outside the box!"

"You want to take Swahili so you can talk to your African violets?"

Hockey and Cell Phones

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."