Flower Box Philosopher Mugs

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Sun Flower.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Gardening new year's plans

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

The Cactus Reader

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Les Fleurs Du Mal

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Poet and Peasant

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Hmmingbirds.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'Yin... Yang... Yin... Yang....'

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

"My thoughts aren't any better outside the box!"

Hockey and Cell Phones

2 min. in the box for roughing, eternity for coughing."

Ernie's carrying a clock out to his rose garden! Yeah, he's taking time to smell the flowers!