Flowerbed Philosopher Mugs

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Digging.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Cactus Reader

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Keen gardener.

Saguaro Cacti.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Stop and Smell the Roses

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

The Confused Gardener

Robinia Floribunda

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

"Fall makes him sad."