Flowerbed Philosopher Gifts

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Digging.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Cactus Reader

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Saguaro Cacti.

Keen gardener.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Stop and Smell the Roses

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Robinia Floribunda

Les Fleurs Du Mal

The Confused Gardener

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'And just how long have your melons been thumping back, Mrs. Thayer?'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Fall makes him sad."

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...