Flower Petal Philosopher Gifts

'He understands me, he understands me not...'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Sun Flower.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Cactus Reader

Saguaro Cacti.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Stop and Smell the Roses

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"I feel like a hallow shell of my former self."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

Paint-By-Letters.

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

'And just how long have your melons been thumping back, Mrs. Thayer?'

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

"Fall makes him sad."

Leaf Blowers: Loudly making yard work someone else's problem since the 1960's.

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

Hmmingbirds.

How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed it's 'building my character'?

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."