Palm Tree Philosopher Gifts

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Look on the bright side. The kids will never find us here.'

Cartoon starter kit

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

The Cactus Reader

"I spy something blue."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Saguaro Cacti.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

Danger Coconuts

You B*****D

'I just hiked over a mile with that bear while debating the use of nuclear energy. I told you these animals are used to people.'