Palm Tree Philosopher Pillows

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Cartoon starter kit

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

The Cactus Reader

Saguaro Cacti.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I spy something blue."

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"At least my putting has improved."

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'What luck!'

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Deflating Island

You B*****D

Danger Coconuts

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"