Palm Tree Lover Pillows

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"On the bright side, we've got one heck of a saltwater infinity pool."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

The Desert Island Package

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Camouflage Unit

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

The Re-Giving Tree

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I spy something blue."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

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