Palm Tree Admirer Pillows

Desert Island Rescue

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'See you in two weeks!'

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise

"At least my putting has improved."

Man giving a palm tree to a stranded man

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

Danger Coconuts

Palm Reader.

'It's silk.'

'I told you the ship was not sinking! Look at us now, we're marooned!'

Desert island dog

'You've got dry scalp.'

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

No Man Is An Island... except Jeff

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"Tree, would you please inform rock I'm not talking to him today."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

David Bellamy