Palm Tree Lovers Pillows

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I spy something blue."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'What luck!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Deflating Island

Danger Coconuts

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'