Palm Tree Lovers Gifts

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I spy something blue."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Spring ballpark errors.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.