Palm Tree Enthusiasts Gifts

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I spy something blue."

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Stop and Birch

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Tree Squirrel

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Palm Reading

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"At least my putting has improved."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"Are you talking to me?"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."