Palm Tree Enthusiasts Mugs

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I spy something blue."

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Do you have anything bigger?

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I brought cocoa."

'See you in two weeks!'

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Tree Squirrel

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

No tree hugging.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reading

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"