Palm Tree Pun Enthusiast Mugs

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"What are you in for?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"I spy something blue."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Flytrap nerd.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."

Say it with cacti

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'I thought I heard a horn.'