Palm Tree Dreamers Gifts

The Desert Island Package

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

That's my summer place.

"I spy something blue."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Death takes a holiday.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

Mowing the Jungle

'What luck!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Robinson le Creusot

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Deflating Island

"Boxing day is so boring."

Danger Coconuts

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'