Palm Tree Lover Gifts

'Wait, wait, stop!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Camouflage Unit

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I spy something blue."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'