Palm Tree Appreciator Gifts

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Island dweller ejects man from island.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Paving over the window-box

"I spy something blue."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Are you talking to me?"

"At least my putting has improved."

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

Botanical violinist

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Flinging Poo.

Danger Coconuts