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'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Apples for sale

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'See you in two weeks!'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'