Tree Admirer Gifts

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Now that's what I call a big tree.

"Every year, I'm a little more annoyed by evergreens."

Types of Winter Trees.

"Here comes that tree hugger. Didn't you file a restraining order against him?"

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

Swan Fairy Tales

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Motor Tourism

"Bless You."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Dog in Daisys

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Taking it easy