Forest Admirer Gifts

"Do you know how much I love you?"

"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Student about moose: 'That's odd. Normally, they get substitute teachers from within the species!'

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Swan Fairy Tales

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Romantic Giraffes

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Marco ..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."