Forest Admirer Pillows

"Do you know how much I love you?"

"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Student about moose: 'That's odd. Normally, they get substitute teachers from within the species!'

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Romantic Giraffes

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Motor Tourism

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...