Plant Admirer Gifts

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

'The complimentary herbal tea is around the corner. You're drinking the potpourri.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bug with a leaf.

House Plant

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

Poinsettia

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

The discovery of asparagus.

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"I just invented it...I'm thinking of calling it a flower"

Express Drugs Correspondant - 'I bought a nice pot plant to brighten up the office.'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

Vitamin D

Grace For Flies

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."