Plant Mutant Admirer Gifts

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The discovery of asparagus.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

David Bellamy

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Ants stealing from the picnic.