Mutation Admirer Gifts

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

Radioactive area

'As your son was the only survivor of the radiation explosion, I'm afraid that he must now fight crime and the Forces of Evil.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Magic Tricks

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Mutation D614G

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Paul Daniels.

'But what do you sell?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

At the baby oil factory.