Mutant Admirers Gifts

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

Mutant Mootunes - Dromedary Boy

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Here be dragons.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Alien Snowmen

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Alien Assumption

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Lover